Thursday, December 14, 2006

Two worthless posts in one day!

I am bored of Oklahoma and I can't come back early. So, I search the internet for worthless, yet interesting news stories. Earlier today, you got your legal fill, after learning that it is illegal to melt your pocket change.

Now, for all you Tigers fans, something that will easy your worries about a young pitching superstar....


The Tigers are satisfied they won't see a recurrence of the right wrist and forearm inflammation that sidelined Joel Zumaya for three games of the American League Championship Series. Why? Club president and general manager Dave Dombrowski told WXYT-AM (1270) on Wednesday the team had concluded Zumaya's injury resulted from playing a video game, not from his powerful throwing motion, according to the DETROIT FREE PRESS.

"That was probably what was taking place," Dombrowski later told the Free Press.

Zumaya, 22, was known to play "Guitar Hero," a PlayStation 2 game in which a player uses a guitar-shaped controller to simulate the performance of popular songs.

During the radio interview, Dombrowski said the Tigers' athletic training staff discovered that Zumaya's forearm pain was more consistent with the action of a guitar player than a baseball pitcher. The Tigers asked Zumaya to stop playing the video game, and he did. Zumaya then pitched pain-free during the World Series, and went 0-1 with a 3.00 ERA in three appearances.



Well isn't that flipping dandy. (by the way, this is taken directly from FOXSports.com - check it out at FOXSports - Ben Maller)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i bet zumaya would have been a huge fan of the jaminator...


jaminator!

Anonymous said...

i wonder what video game the staff was playing that made them forget how to field.

jaminator was awesome.

apparently all my guitar playing friends (just about everyone but me who reads this) are badasses. i never heard any "my forearm is sore" pussy shit.

if a firecraker is thrown on stage you just kick it off, even if you lose a leg. you just keep rocking.

Anonymous said...

amen mr.c