Friday, May 12, 2006

New Adventures in Low-Brow

OJ Simpson might be the worst person to ever live.

The footballer turned pitchman turned double murdering asshole has followed Ashton Kutcher's lead and taken to filmed tomfoolery.

"Juiced" which will air on Pay-Per-View this month features Simpson in hilarious situations including dressing up like Elvis, selling oranges dressed as a homeless person, and--

Wait. I want you to read this very slowly.

Selling his white Ford Bronco at a used car lot. Ha. Ha. He tells prospective buyers that he, "made the car famous," and that the car was, "good for me--it helped me get away."

Get it? It's funny because it reminds us all of that hi-friggin-larious time that he killed the mother of his children and some man he never met.

Kudos to you Juice. I hope you really enjoy Hell.

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