The country is in ruins. We are fighting a losing battle in Iraq. Oil prices are ridiculous. The vice-president got all drunk and shot a mutha f&$%@ in the face a few months ago. Jobs are being shipped over seas, while domestic unemployment (not to mention under-employment) remains an epidemic. The gap between the rich and the poor is widening. Corruption in Washington DC has become so prevalent it is now the accepted norm. The bird flu and hurricanes attack without mercy. Terrorism is still a constant threat. Rosie O'Donnell is going to join the cast of The View. Things are bad.
This is all obviously the work of those diabolical Mexicans.
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are you a racist?
Remind me not to come to you when I need a pick-me-up.
Oh DJ...
you watch too much news.
my advice: get a bike, don't go hunting with politicians, if your job goes overseas...follow it, be thankful you are not in europe where the unemployment is typically much higher than here (due mainly to policies aimed at advancing the welfare of the workers), try to stay on the rich side of the gap, don't support politicians or government of any flavor...government breeds corruption, don't worry about the bird flu...unless you are a bird or a large drug company, boycott the view...if you weren't doing that already, blame the mexicans whenever you can because it's much easier than pointing out the ridiculous policies of ever deteriorating nation.
with this simple plan, things can be much better.
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