Monday, May 08, 2006

I've Lost My Mantra

I think I can safely say that the world has never made less sense to me. I have the feeling that something big is about to happen for me or to me or about me or something. I'm not sure what, but something very strange is afoot.

When I know, you'll know.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

why?

you sound like some of the people i see on my current rotation.

Anonymous said...

feet are strange, aren't they?

ba-dum..chhhhh

Anonymous said...

do you know what andy's current rotation is, dj?

Anonymous said...

here's a hint: it's not ob/gyn.

Anonymous said...

I completely understand your feelings. I recently discovered something that changed my world...

By assigning numbers to each letter in the alphabet (a=1,b=2,...), and doing some basic arithmetic procedures, I was able to unlock an infinite amount of knowledge I never knew I had.

We first look at the numbers corresponding to my initials. J=10, A=1, L=11. When you put them together you get 10111 which is 23 when converted from binary to decimal. I immediately noticed that 23 is the 9th prime number. I then took the square root of the number 9 to arrive at the first of 3 essential numbers. Although the square root of 9 is actually +/-3, -3 is the chosen number because the smaller number requires less energy, thus maintaining optimum flux resonance.
We easily arrive at our second key number by taking the square of the first number and adding the sum of the digits of 23. 9+(2+3)=14. It is no coincidence that the number 9 shows up here again. OK, now we need the 3rd number. To get it, I took 11 (L=11) modulo 9 (a key number in all this). The result of 11(mod 9) is 2. Subtracting 10 (J=10) from this we obtain our third number...-8. Now for the final manipulation. Simple arithmetic leads us to: 10+(-3)=7, 1+14=15, 11+(-8)=4. Brace yourself for the conclusion, if you haven’t already jumped ahead.

7=G......15=O..........and.............4=D

that's correct, I am G-O-D, GOD!! I know, I know, I was as surprised as you are. And in knowing this, I was able to realize that Christ will soon be making his triumphant return to this cesspool we call earth. I hope that provides clarity to your strange feeling.

also, if you find any errors in this , grammatical or otherwise, don't bother correcting me...I'm GOD. I realize that may be circular reasoning but I 'm GOD...you don't know what circular reasoning REALLY is....I do....and I know that I am right...because I'm GOD.

Anonymous said...

I realize that the last part about circular reasoning may have appeared to be circular reasoning....but again..it doesn't matter...I am GOD!

Anonymous said...

You may have noticed that the last comment I left seemed to be a bit circular in reasoning...but you must understand....I am GOD!

Anonymous said...

Very pretty design! Keep up the good work. Thanks.
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