You may want to read this before your next alcohol related experience. It’s a new law. Feel free to leave suggestions about this bill or provide some editing that may be beneficial to future individuals over the age of 21 years who may decide to partake in such gay and wholesome activities.
The Post-Intoxication H2O Drinking Initiative
Authors: JAL, CAM, AJZ
Hear Jea! Hear Jea!
Henceforth, from this day forth, whence imbibing intoxicating spirits, the forthfathers shall whilst embarking upon the closure of the inebriating excursion, willst irrevocably promise in a steadfast manner, if said forthfathers upon consumption of H2O, shant act unilaterally in said consumption and willst encourage and moreover will assist his contemporaries in partaking in procedures of gathering and acquiring glasses and H2O to decrease the forthcoming morning’s foreseeable, and potentially preventable, side-effects of the latter eve’s intake of beverages in this fashion deemed fit by the governance of the people.
Requiem!
Touché.
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Best quote of the night...
"I am a sexual camel."
God I love DJ.
dj was on last night. he had the kool label sven diagram. it's where cancer and heart disease meet.
he should right some of that down and put it in a one man show.
who is this "dj" of whom you speak? is it jazzy jeff? because that muthafucka should definitely do a one man show. to my recollection i know no other djs.
oh yes. many apologizes. ekg should do a one man show. fantastic one-liners from the other night.
az,
you obviously missed the point of my comment.
I got it.
i'm still confused.
After three hours of deep thought, I think I finally figured out the point of Dave's comment. I wouldn't want to give it away though.
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